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Oasis Tasting Room & Kitchen – Santa Cruz, CA

October 20, 2017
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| dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, restaurants, review, santa cruz, table dance

Oasis Tasting Room & Kitchen 415 A River Street Santa Cruz, CA 95060 831-621-8040 We tend to not go out to eat that often anymore. We are booked all the time with work and school commitments and we usually just want to be at home. When we do go out, we tend to stick with…

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Duende – Oakland, CA

May 2, 2017
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| avocado, bacon, dinner, potato, restaurant, restaurants, review, super taster, table dance

I knew that the menu here was not for me. It’s Spanish which is part of that region that loves everything on my forbidden list. I went to see The Magnetic Fields at the Fox Theatre…EXCELLENT show by the way. I thought I could grab a seat at Flora, which I’ve been to and loved….

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Hana – The North Bay Desination

April 8, 2017
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We were north of the Golden Gate Bridge. You know what that means! HANA! We drove up to Santa Rosa to see Neil Gaiman speak (someday I’ll get him to Hana). Then we flew to Montana from the Santa Rosa airport — best kept secret airport. One room, easy in and out. It was awesome….

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Going to Sydney?

March 23, 2015
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My husband has to travel to Sydney a twice a year for work so whenever people are heading there, we have plenty of recommendations. Finally, here they are, compiled for easy reference! Tetsuya’s in downtown SYD (if you can get in; this is the French Laundry of Australia with a Japanese twist and is as…

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Coi 2.0

October 8, 2014
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| beef, decadence, dinner, flavor, food, restaurant, restaurants, review, San Francisco, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, wine

The first time we went to Coi in August was a romantic dinner for our 15th wedding anniversary. We were blown away, it was delicious. The GM, Zion, after we were apparently drunkenly bragging about how adventurous of an eater our 10 year old son is, said we should bring him, they would modify the…

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Pebble Beach Food and Wine – Not a Bad Sunday

April 15, 2012
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| celebrities, decadence, food, photos, restaurants, table dance
Dom Perignon 2003

You really can’t knock starting a foggy spring Sunday morning with a glass of 2003 Dom Perignon. I don’t typically drink DP, unless it’s given to me. I don’t think it’s bad champagne by any means but it’s not what I tend to buy. 2003, if you recall, was the year that hundreds of people…

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We Ate in New York City – My Interview with Sxip Shirey (Sasabune, New York, NY)

October 10, 2011
| 4 Comments
| ahi, celebrities, celebrity, crab, flavor, food, interview, restaurant, restaurants, rice, Salmon, snapper, sushi, table dance, tasting menu
Chantrelle and Sxip Shirey

We were in New York City for a family event. Neil Gaiman has been telling me for I don’t know how many years now to go to Sasabune so I made sure I got reservations while we were there. My husband, 7 year old son and I were all going but I made the reservation…

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Le Bernardin – New York, NY

September 27, 2011
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| ahi, amuse bouche, chocolate, decadence, dinner, eric ripert, food, Le Bernardin, Michelin star, photos, restaurant, restaurants, review, Salmon, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, wine
I got to meet Eric Ripert!

To call this a review would be ludicrous. The meal was perfect. I got to meet Eric Ripert. I was a giddy, squealing ’60s Beatles fan girl. You should have seen me! I maintained for my conversation with him but I was jumping up and down once I got outside. I have met many-a-famous-person. I’m…

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Greens – San Francisco

July 13, 2011
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| dinner, food, organic, pasta, restaurant, restaurants, review, San Francisco, seasonal menu, table dance
Paparadelle wiht Peas

Greens Fort Mason, Building A San Francisco, CA 94123 415-771-6222 A friend and I were meeting up to see Tim Minchin at the Palace of Fine Arts…Brilliant show by the way. We needed food first so she got us into Greens at the last minute. I thought I hadn’t been there but as soon as…

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Charlie Trotter’s – Chicago

June 23, 2011
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Halibut with Arugula Blossom, Artichoke

Charlie Trotter’s 816 West Armitage Chicago, Illinois 60614 773 248-6228 You had me at the bread. Lost me for a bit with the chicken foot but got me right back with the morels. That’s the meal in twitter format, now for the rest of the story. I have to be totally honest here, the meal…

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JoLe – Calistoga, CA

October 15, 2010
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| avocado, bacon, beef, dinner, restaurant, restaurants, review, seasonal menu, table dance, tasting menu, tomatoes
Mixed greens with tomatoes, avocado and bacon

JoLe 1457 Lincoln Avenue Calistoga, CA 94515 707-942-5938 We used to go to Calistoga just about every year. We’d go in February, off-season, rainy, cheaper, but just as tasty and relaxing. Since our son was born six years ago, we’ve only been twice. This trip makes three times. Every time we go, I say, “We…

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Main Street Garden & Cafe

August 16, 2010
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Albacore Crudo

Main Street Garden & Cafe 3101 N. Main St. Soquel, Ca. 95073 831-477-9265 We were looking for a place for our anniversary dinner. We tried Cellar Door first and they were booked (yes, we were calling at 5:15pm for a 6-ish reso!). I started poking around some blogs trying to decide where to go. I…

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Hana Japanese Restaurant

March 19, 2010
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Chef's Sushi Omakase

Hana Japanese Restaurant 101 Golf Course Drive Rohnert Park, CA 707-586-0270 I found this restaurant purely by accident, chance, kismet, whatever you want to call it. I call it scrumptious fate! We were in the area and it was lunchtime. I don’t know anything around the north bay so I just searched on my phone…

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Pacific’s Edge – Carmel

January 10, 2010
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| carmel, restaurant, restaurants, review, table dance, tasting menu

Pacific’s Edge120 Highlands Dr, Carmel, CA 93923831-622-5445 We first ate at Pacific’s Edge in the Fall of 2007. I’m a Hyatt Club member (we picked a hotel chain to stay in regularly to earn points) and once a year or so they give me a free night. So, of course, I redeem it at one…

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The French Laundry Revisited – With Mark Van Name!

November 9, 2009
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| celebrities, decadence, French Laundry, interview, restaurant, restaurants, review, table dance, tasting menu, truffles

It’s been six years since my first trip to the French Laundry. I’d heard rumors that Thomas Keller had spread himself too thin, opening too many restaurants, too many projects, that the French Laundry had slipped and wasn’t as good as it used to be. I don’t know what these people are talking about!! And…

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